Wednesday, 13 June 2012

Whats there in a camera???

My friend just bought a camera. some bridge something. he says its called "canon xs 40 hs". Wotever!!..Am i jealous coz of that?? baah!!...nonsense... dunno wots with IT guys and cameras!!... one thing is that they get paid dirt...and then they have the galls to spend so much on cams... on stuff they dunno how to operate...May be its that they are so fed up with the grind of coding and status calls...that they wanna break free...phew!!..tough ask...bt then...one shud realise that not every one is an artist...not everyone can take a pic of the crow and make every one go " Wow". He took a picture of a house fly..bloody fool...and well....it looked...like a house fly..obviously...wots so great about that!!..

am i jealous of his camera???... sheesh....its nothing. its just shit...nothing at all...In malayalam...there is a saying which says something abt a monkey with a garland..well..im nt suggesting anything here...still...wen one is so used to speaking the truth and calling the spade ...ahem a spade.. one cant mince too many words...well..i have a feeling hes color blind...he caught the twilight in grey and was showing it off as if it just won the best photograph of the year.. you know wot..he even photographed the moon...and was showing the craters on it... gimme a break!!...thats wot we learn in 5th standard..rite??

You kno...it may sound like jealousy....bt i tell u its not...u know wot....this guy has changed a lot....yesterday...he used "romantic" and "rain" in the same block of sentence....mann!! this is the limit... i mean...the other day....he said a word starting with "F " to describe the rain....yes...he got drenched that day to office...and was sneezing throughout the status call...and I heard his poor TL raised a "risk" for the project....bugger...oaf...he thinks hes something when he holds that piece of junk..doesnt he kno that artistic talents are inborn...you can wish for them...you cant make them happen with the best contraptions... raja ravi varma used a charcoal stick....lesser mortals mite require some more stuff...bt mann...he really is the limit..

Well...the story isnt over yet.. he brings his camera to office every day.. yup...you heard that rite every single day since he bought that piece of junk...he rants off random things like ISO, shutter speed and aperture in the same breath..Fool....doesnt he know that cameras arent eligible for ISO rating??.. Dumbo!!!...its the same feeling kids have with a new toy... bt so much ado abt that?? Grow up Mann!!...Puhleaase!!...is so much air time worth it?? bt then.. brevity is nt something he is known for,in any case... not many people are there who are immensly gifted...yet humble enough to keep mum about their talents, you see...Do you think i still feel bad that he has a camera while i dont??.. naah!!..thats not shrijith's style... well some people are more evolved than that...i can beat him to a photography challenge even with my cybershot.. some people have class...either you have it or u dont...and he doesnt even come close...hahaha!!..

and for the record... I AM NOT JEALOUS ABOUT THE CAMERA!!!....



4 comments:

  1. All this about a camera................:p

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  2. Exactly!!!... See?? he made so much fuss over a camera.. :P

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  3. nice read. i can see that you are not going to fuss a lot over a camera.

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    1. Thank you Subhorup.. :) I am thrilled you liked it.. :) and yes...in not gonna fuss over the camera... (i hope so)

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